What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
10.06.2025 07:20
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”